One of these days

One of these days I'm going to start a blog. It will be perfect.

It'll be informative, thoughtful, witty, current; maybe a little snarky. It will have a hipster name and I'll post fun and artsy pictures to it. I'll contribute my own carefully considered commentary to the heated discussion du jour. It will be a place for me to wax philosophic about intellectual, political and technical matters that affect us all. It will be entertaining but also deep. I will have a hundred thousand readers.

I will present useful, thorough tutorials for those eager to learn and post poignant stories about my life and my business. I'll share best practices, productivity tips and programming recipes. My posts will generate pages of real discussion and make people think. Did I say a hundred thousand readers? Make that a million.

One of these days I'll start a blog with a glassy logo and a slick pro-designer color scheme. It will have cool web 2.0 features. I'll spend time each day writing articles and reviews of new technology, new companies and the Silicon Valley.

Honest, one of these days I'm going to start a perfect blog. Or I could start something now: perhaps just a simple picture at the top; a sidebar that shows songs I've recently played in iTunes; and a page with a list of blogs that I read. And then I can just start posting. Whether anyone reads it or not. Yeah. I think I'll do that. Maybe I'll start Right Now.